Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.

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Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

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Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.