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If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

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Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.