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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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93 shares on Messenger this month:

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

18 shares on WeChat this month:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

80 shares on Discord this month:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

45 shares on Twitch this month:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

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Not to brag, but what a time to be childless.

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I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

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I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

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*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

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I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

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Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

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Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Twitter is an abusement park.

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