Funny Quote About Breakup Bragging That Hits Different

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"Therapy? Pfft. She needs a whole parade for breaking up with me! 🎉 Who wouldn't want a standing ovation for escaping my shenanigans? 😂 #BreakupCelebration"

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Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.