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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.