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There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Tuesday, we all just have to trust that someone kept count since the first one ever.

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Looks like we've all just agreed to play along with the world's longest game of "Guess the Day" πŸ€”πŸ“†πŸ˜‚

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calendar, count, counting, day, ever, evidence, just, physical, physical evidence, say, someone, time, today, trust, Tuesday on Nov 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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