Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has downloaded:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.