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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”