They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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Sorry I’m late. Had to scroll back to my birth year.

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I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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This whole week could have been an email.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”