They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

They need to invent a job for people who aren't good at anything nor motivated nor social.

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🤣 Looks like someone is looking for a career in…um, well, nothing? Maybe they can be the official office nap tester or the professional meme curator. Hey, someone’s gotta do it! 💤😂

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