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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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I love you to the refrigerator and back.

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Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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Deleted all dating apps, instead I’m just going to walk into a grocery store and look confused.

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People in 1999 were using the Internet as an escape from reality. People today are using reality as an escape from the Internet.

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Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

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There’s a certain nothing about you.

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

Going bananas on Discord:

Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

Seen just now on X:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Just shared via Facebook:

Is this simulation from Temu?

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“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

Making waves on Snapchat:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Trending via Instagram:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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Playful text about food puns, highlighting humor around Vietnamese cuisine and banh mi.

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Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

82 shares on Discord this month:

The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

81 shares on Discord this month:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

90 shares on Discord this month:

The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

33 shares on Discord this month:

I wish more dumb people were shy.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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For Valentine’s Day, I’m gift-wrapping a shirt my husband hasn’t worn in years. It’s the thought that counts—and technically, I thought of it twice.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

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I’m an adult in the same way that Katy Perry is an astronaut.

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Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

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Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

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What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

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The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

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People will scroll on their phones for 6 hours a day and wonder how other people can watch a movie every day.

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My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

Shared recently on X:

Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

Making waves on Slack:

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

Breaking via Snapchat:

They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

Live now on Slack:

I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Normalize booing in the workplace.

Making waves on Reddit:

The goal is never Gucci bags. It’s acres of land.

Making waves on TikTok:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Having sex with the same person gets freakier and nastier each time.

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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