💾 Save Image They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog. 4 hours ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Imagine coming out of a tanning bed looking like a perfectly rotating, golden hotdog 😂🌭! Who needs the beach when you can have this rolling tan experience?! #StayRollinAndTannin" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog. Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks. Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now. Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls. Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: bed, constant, constant roll, funny idea, gas, gas station, hotdog, humor, idea, invention, over, roll, rolls, should, station, tanning, tanning bed
