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  • If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.
  • One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.
  • One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”
  • Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?
  • My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.
  • Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”