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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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Reverse cowgirl because you made me mad, and I can’t even look at you right now.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

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If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.