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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we…

Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we…

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When you think you're on a romantic stroll but accidentally sign up for a marathon 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️💨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dating, exercise, fitness, girl, humor, i, interaction, me, noticed, run, today, walk on Jul 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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