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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords…

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords…

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Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! 🗡️👩🌊 #SwordPowerGovernance

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, actually, better, government, humor, lying, pond, strange, strange woman, sword, system, woman, women on Apr 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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