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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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The fact Head and Shoulders doesn’t have a body wash called Knees and Toes, is disappointing.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

I don’t understand why people have to “get ready for bed.” I am always ready for bed.

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

Just took a nap in jeans. No one will ever understand the darkness that lurks inside me.

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

Googling phone numbers you don’t recognize instead of actually answering the phone.

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