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My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

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I’m liking your IG photo from 8 days ago because IG just showed me today!

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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My future husband and I will be stay-at-home parents, and the kids will go to work.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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I’m never more unattractive than when a bee flies in my face.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

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Sometimes I say something so embarrassing I even impress myself.

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House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

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Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts.

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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

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Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

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My father didn’t want kids, so he had two kids, which was the equivalent of zero kids at the time.

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It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

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My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

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