“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV. Commentary:🐄🌪️ "Moo-ve over Hollywood, the real stars of the storm are ready to milk their moment in 'Twister 3: The Udder Chaos'! Get ready for a whirlwind adventure full of cow-nundrums and hoof-tastic twists! 🎬🤣 #MooVieMagic" Related Funny Posts 🤝 A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions. I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing. Moose would have been a better name for a cow. Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending. I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.