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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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Have you tried making guacamole about it?

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

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Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

52 shares on Slack this month:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

87 shares on Threads this month:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

10 shares on Threads this month:

It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

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There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

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Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Trending via Slack:

When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Breaking via Reddit:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Live now on Messenger:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

Breaking via WeChat:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder.

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