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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

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Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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Having a Bible verse in your bio doesn’t make you a good person.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.