Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?
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"How about 'dynamic crisis manager'? 🔥🚒😅"

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