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  • Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.
  • No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.
  • In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.
  • They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.
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  • “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.