Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"⚠️ Caution: Stepping outside today may lead to a severe case of the Mondays! 🌧️☕ Don't forget your umbrella and a strong cup of coffee to battle the Monday blues lurking in the air!"

advice, home, homes, humor, leave, Monday, morning, need, outside, people, today, warning

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

0

2 months ago

day, fatigue, humor, invention, rest, should, tired, where, wish
I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

0

2 months ago

cleaning, dog, dogs, dropped, dropped food, food, humor, i, joke, people, pet, pick, responsibility
My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

0

2 months ago

apology, church, congregation, funny situation, humor, i, missionary, misunderstanding, situation, volunteers
I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

0

2 months ago

deep, discomfort, fine, humor, i, inside, irony, shoe, sock, struggle, walk, walking
I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

0

5 months ago

always, bed, bed potato, chair, chair potato, couch, couch potato, humor, later, laziness, potato, relaxation, right
Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

0

2 months ago

arguing, forehead, humor, i, let, once, relationship, tension, vein

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

30 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

27 shares on X this month:

Don’t fall for me — I’ll treat you right, and you’ll get bored and cheat.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

17 shares on Facebook this month:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off.

89 shares on Discord this month:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

45 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Good luck sending me mixed signals. Most the time I can’t even understand the direct ones.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Not today, Satan, but next week works.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has downloaded:

They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has bookmarked:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Making waves on Slack:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Live now on Messenger:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Just shared via Slack:

Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

Just landed via TikTok:

“Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

Just shared via YouTube:

I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

Going viral on Telegram:

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨