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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

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Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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No one watches your story faster than someone who doesn’t talk to you.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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I deal with my personal problems the same way I study for tests, I don’t.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.