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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

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Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

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I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

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If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

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I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

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Sometimes, I feel like my brain is still running on Windows 95.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

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If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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A haunted house, but it’s just a room full of people asking you to tell them a fun fact about yourself.

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Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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Who called them sea lions and not soggy doggies?

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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There should be a special rating system for movies that tells you how uncomfortable you’ll be if you watch them with your parents.

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

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