Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning. Posted on5 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us. Some stupid little amoeba decided to leave the ocean a billion years ago and now I have to worry about Monday. Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people. I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.