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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Look at you with tape over your camera, while Amazon, Facebook, and Google have your whole life on file.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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The person who invented butter really understood humans.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox.

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The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

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You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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Sure, I could get off the couch today, but then what?

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

I need to have a ginger ale about this.

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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