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There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

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I give such good nudes that nobody ever needs to ask me for a second one.

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I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

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Never underestimate the healing power of a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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My dog just tracked and successfully located a folium lanceolatum, more commonly known as a leaf.