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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.