Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

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My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.