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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not…

Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not…

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Finally, a perk of aging! Turning 40 just upgraded my excuse game to expert level! 🎉🛋️🚫

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 40s, adulthood, age, excuse, friend, help, humor, joke, move, welcome on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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