Trendy Funny Quotes

  • How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.
  • Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.
  • My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.
  • I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.
  • I had a dream about you. You were stupid there, too.
  • People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.