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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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All the clouds have come out to play today.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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Imagine hearing the ice cream truck music, but at night.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

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Spending the day with my mom and her mom, just observing the patterns.

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It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

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Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

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I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

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We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

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There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

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I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

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Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

I see posts like, “If food is too expensive, just grow your own.” Okay, Einstein, why didn’t I think of that?

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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