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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Just landed via YouTube:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

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The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Making waves on Slack:

The spelling of “bourgeoisie” was intended as yet another means of oppression.

Just shared via Facebook:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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