Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like you took "vintage" a bit too seriously! 😂👵🏼 Bet they didn't know your true value! #AntiqueShowAntics Related Funny Posts 🤝 Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people. A genie that does my bidding would fix me. Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts. Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it. Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.