Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me. Commentary:Looks like you took "vintage" a bit too seriously! ๐๐ต๐ผ Bet they didn't know your true value! #AntiqueShowAntics Related Funny Quotes ๐ค Like shark attacks on humans, itโs actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls arenโt interested in murdering people. A genie that does my bidding would fix me. Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts. Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it. Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.
