We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday. Commentary:🎬 Surprise Movie Night: Because who doesn't love an impromptu midweek movie mystery challenge? 🕵️♂️🍿 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday? It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others. They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year. I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money. Texting random numbers “It’s done.”
