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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

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My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.