Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: What Would Jesus Buy? 
Turns out, it's fish sandwiches all around! 
Bon appétit, my friend! Let the gift of mystery and deliciousness be with you! 
"
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- A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.
- I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.
- My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.
