When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish. A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish. I don’t think fish should be allowed to eat other fish. I don’t know. Just seems weird. That’s like your coworker, dude. I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste. Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.