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"Ah, the age-old question: What Would Jesus Buy? 🤔 Turns out, it's fish sandwiches all around! 😄🐟 Bon appétit, my friend! Let the gift of mystery and deliciousness be with you! 🎁🥪"

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According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

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No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

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2 months ago

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

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I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: invisible by day, charming by night.

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Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day if you’re constantly holding a coffee cup?

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Just got my steps in by avoiding someone I know.

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I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

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Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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