When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Commentary:
Looks like when I’m president, Thursdays are getting a promotion! 🗳️🎉 Who needs a weekend when you can have a double day off? 😎🇺🇸 Let’s make “Thursday extensions” the new national policy—because everyone deserves a little extra weekend magic! ✨🛌

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