When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business. Posted on5 hours ago5 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sharks, squids, and mysteries? I'm just here for the suntan and the beach selfies! 🦈🌊📸 Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business. Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then. I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.