When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 25, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppWhen someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles. Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL. Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag. Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars. So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.