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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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Life is just resetting your password until you die.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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Body by sandwich.

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Sure, sex is great, but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper?

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I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

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Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

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Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

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When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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Is this simulation from Temu?

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Kinda miss when crushes were butterflies instead of complex emotional calculations about compatibility and red flags.

When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

I thought my friends in their 60s were making love in the other room but they were just putting on their socks.

Never lie to Indian girls. That red dot be recording everything.

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Man, these end times are taking forever.

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

Y’all ever postpone an outfit? Like, nah, let me save this for a better day? Same.

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What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

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My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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