When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oh, I see why they call it a 'work day' and not a 'work moment' πβ°π" Related funny posts π I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work. The reward for doing really good work is more work. Why would I work from home when I donβt even work from work? Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.