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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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12 shares on Twitch this month:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

It seems a little unfair that the people who want to go to bed have to put the people to bed who don’t want to go to bed.

48 shares on Slack this month:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

13 shares on Slack this month:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

36 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

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New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

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Going viral on Instagram:

I didn’t ghost you, I saved you from me.

Going viral on WeChat:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

Just shared via Discord:

Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

Trending via Discord:

If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Live now on Slack:

Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

Shared recently on Reddit:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Spotted on Threads:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Going viral on Telegram:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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