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"Why do people think it's okay to ask why a person is single? I don't ask why you're unhappily married. 🤷‍♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥"

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I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

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