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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

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Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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60 shares on Facebook this month:

If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t study, get slutty!

29 shares on TikTok this month:

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

67 shares on Facebook this month:

This entire “presidency” is like being tied to a chair and watching a toddler play with a loaded pistol.

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Someone from 🇪🇪 has downloaded:

My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Milk teeth are wasted on children. A new set of teeth would be a lot more useful when you’re older.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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Just shared via Reddit:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Going viral on Reddit:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Whole crypto scheme is built on people too dumb for crypto that aren’t self-aware enough to realize it.

Making waves on Threads:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

Spotted on TikTok:

Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I love when my friends have quiet boyfriends. Like, girl, your dog is so good, sis.

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Why does everyone always think that I know what I’m doing? Most of the time I watch myself in amazement and am curious to see what happens.

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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