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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.
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At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.
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