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God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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Relationship status: nobody is cheating on me so that’s pretty neat.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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The sheer audacity of life to ask anything of me today.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.