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Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy…

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy…

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Looks like someone's setting the bar too high for themselves in 2022! 🤣 Time to embrace that natural charisma and just roll with it. Who needs resolutions when you're naturally a jaw-dropper, right? 😉

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged broke, confidence, humor, less, new, new year, resolution, self-improvement, sexy, wake, wake up, woke, year on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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