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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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Autumn and winter are coming. The time when I make myself tea and always forget that I’ve made myself tea.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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The man who invented autocorrect walks into a barn. He orders a bear.

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Microplastics are a waste of time. I go straight to eating whole packaging.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.