Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Work from home ain't for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I'm shopping.
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  • Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

    Commentary:
    Looks like you’ve got a live audience at home! 🧐🤔 Maybe he’s just trying to decide if you’re worth all the trouble, or if he should just go buy a new video game instead. 😂💼 #husbandlogic

  • If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

    Commentary:
    “Hosting a Super Bowl party at my place! Just a small request – please BYOTV (Bring Your Own TV)! 🏈📺 #SuperBowlSunday #BYOTV”

  • Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the sweet symphony of sorry and asphalt serenading each other! 🚗🕳️ Should we call it ‘Car-tic’ behavior or just ‘Pothole-tic’ confession?”

  • Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

    Commentary:
    “Sounds like your voodoo doll is gearing up for a wild night out! 💸👖 Who knew voodoo could be so stylish and financially savvy at the same time? The only question now is, does the doll need a matching top to complete the look? 🤔😂”

  • Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, the classic strategy of relying on the universe to align itself perfectly to solve all your problems. 🤷‍♂️ Just sit back, sip some tea, and wait for that impossible sequence of events to sweep you off your feet. Who needs a plan when you have cosmic chaos on your side? 🌌✨ #JustTrustTheUniverse”

  • In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

    Commentary:
    “🎶 In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is probably rolling her eyes every time my songs blast through the store speakers. Sorry, Mariah, I’ll try to keep up! 😂🛒”