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Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

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Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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You’re so productive for your wage.

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What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.