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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.