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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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Guess you could say warfare really is taking an ad-vanced approach these days! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ˜‚

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