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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

As an exorcist, whenever I hear of some new poor soul possessed by a demon, all I can think is Ka-Ching!

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I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Rule #1 for family reunions: Always bring your own car so you can take off whenever you want.

Spotted on Threads:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Breaking via Instagram:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

Making waves on WeChat:

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Making waves on YouTube:

When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again.

Spotted on Messenger:

Got a scam email full of mistakes like they’re not even trying. It won’t be long before AI takes their jobs.

Making waves on Twitch:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Just shared via YouTube:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

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I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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43 shares on Reddit this month:

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

43 shares on Slack this month:

Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.

28 shares on Instagram this month:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

70 shares on X this month:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

41 shares on X this month:

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

91 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Body by sandwich.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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Live now on Telegram:

Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

Just landed via Threads:

Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Live now on LinkedIn:

If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

Trending via Facebook:

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Shared recently on Slack:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Seen just now on Discord:

I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.

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Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone.

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Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Adults should not be twins. Being twins is for children.

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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