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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

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Hey, if the Earth could stop air frying me, that’d be great.

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You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

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The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

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I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

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You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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British people be like “I was born in E-sex, grew up in Woke Ham, moved to Man Chest Hair, went to uni in Rotten Stall.”

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

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(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

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Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.

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Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

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My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

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I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

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Is this art or trash?

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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