Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

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You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

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He who laughs last didn’t get it.

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Remember, when asking for a raise, it is considered customary to be sober.