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"Talking to myself is like having a meeting with the smartest person I know 🧠💬…even if they do tend to disagree with me a lot! 🤣 #BrainstormingSolo"

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87 shares on Instagram this month:

Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

46 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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“PTO” stands for “prepare the others” because you’re not gonna be there.

85 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.

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I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

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That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

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Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

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Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24. I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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My body is a vessel for various dips.

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There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

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In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

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