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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.