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You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeli…

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeli…

Commentary:
“Beware the liquid eyeliner—it’s like an emotional ninja stealthily waiting for your moment of weakness. Stay calm, stay steady, or you’ll end up with a spider’s web on your eyelids! 😱👁️💧🤣”

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged act, around, beauty, beauty product, calm, confidence, cool, cosmetics, eyeliner, fear, humor, liquid, makeup, product, sense on Apr 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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