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Cats have 32 muscles in each ear, to help them ignore you.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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โ€œYou like talking to yourself?โ€ God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

โ€œYou like talking to yourself?โ€ God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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